Laatutakuu

Laatutakuu, or Laatu for short, is a character of Slen's.

She was created for the Big Bother storyboard (a parody of the Big Brother television series). She is claimed to be "a personification of Slen's inner pervert".

Her name means "quality guarantee" in Finnish. The Muttsibs claim that this must be a bizarre coincidence.

Laatu gives her occupation as "customer care manager", quote-marks included. She gives her astrological sign as Chinese Year of the Turtle. Her age is "a perky 23".