[Mags looks like one of these except with a huge butt.] She has no friends and she probably pines for [HIM] and her dogs are as stupid and fat as she is.
Countess Magdylana Crumb, the Magpie Countess, known as Mags to friends, is a Shaded military general.
She has a sharp, cackling laugh and a wicked smile.
She is somewhere around 5'4" or 5'5" tall with an athletic (fencer's) build. She is rather curvy with wide hips.
It's an open secret that they are estranged and remaining together only for convenience's sake. Magdylana uses her maiden name, Crumb, for all her business, and both parties keep consorts. They have no children.
Rumours have linked Magdylana with Suitov Iceheart, though in what capacity remains unclear.