Simmon

Note: this page is about Mutt's character Simon Beta. For the black-trenchcoated English scallywag, see Smoin?. Neither is named after the other.

Simon, also sometimes known as Wimp, is more-or-less an orc, though a genetically manipulated one. He is a failed prototype of a strain nicknamed 'orc betas' (the wild strain are 'alphas').

Compared to most orcs, he is lighter and weaker. His skull is shaped more like a human's. His hair is a little more sparse. He is significantly shortsighted and needs to wear eyeglasses. He gets his skinny butt kicked frequently by his orc-alpha peers, though this is quite normal for an orc.

Simon is also intelligent at a human level, but thinks like a human rather than a bright orc. This makes him a failed experiment from the designer's point of view. As an utter misfit, however, he is accepted without question by the Suitov's Army where he makes a decent quartermaster's clerk.