What Weft Is Not

Things Weft has been incorrectly called:

• kitty
• gay
• in denial
• brainwashed
• bishy*

He is none of the above. The jury's still out on "worm".

• Weft is an average-looking normal male.
• He is happily committed to his employer, to whom he owes a great deal, and to imply that they require dubious conditioning techniques to achieve that loyalty is a disservice to all concerned.
• Weft is not the slightest bit catlike. There are no cats where he comes from.
• If he were not celibate and married to his job, he would be straight and unkinked.
• Weft is not romantically attracted to your character. Weft is not romantically attracted to anyone. Not him and especially, especially not him.
• Weft does not "just need love".
• Weft is not a nice person. He is a killer. He is sadistic. He fights unfairly. He kills children[1] and elderly, ill and weak people with no way of defending themselves. He enjoys this. What part of this don't you people understaaaand?
• Weft likes hugs on his terms.
• Weft did not write or dictate this page. It was written by a wholly impartial, unbiased judge who is not Weft.

[This is a fine example of what Weft is not.]

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* "Bishy", short for "bishounen", is a term used mainly by Japanese animation/comic book fans and, in this context, generally means a pretty boy with long hair (although Weft's hair is short). Weft gets upset when called bishy. (He points out that he appears to be in his mid-to-late 30s, whereas most bishounen characters are either girlish teenagers or immortals who happen to look like girlish teenagers.)

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The kitty doth protest too much, methinks -- Anonymous contributor