What Weft Is Not

But Wefty.. you ARE a kitty. You like high places, climbing, and jumping, you like to play with string, you're murderous and occasionally repentant but only ever AFTER the fact, as to be otherwise would be unprofessional.. and you sulk wondrously.

You're more cat-like than the entire history of cat-girls in anime and manga.. put together. --Vespers' [debauched lies]

Things Weft has been incorrectly called:

• kitty
• gay
• in denial
• brainwashed
• bishy*

He is none of the above. The jury's still out on "worm".

• Weft is an average-looking normal male.
• He is happily committed to his employer, to whom he owes a great deal, and to imply that they require dubious conditioning techniques to achieve that loyalty is a disservice to all concerned.
• Weft is not the slightest bit catlike. There are no cats where he comes from.
• If he were not celibate and married to his job, he would be straight and unkinked.
• Weft is not romantically attracted to your character. Weft is not romantically attracted to anyone. Not him and especially, especially not him.
• Weft does not "just need love".
• Weft is not a nice person. He is a killer. He is sadistic. He fights unfairly. He kills children[1] and elderly, ill and weak people with no way of defending themselves. He enjoys this. What part of this don't you people understaaaand?
• Weft likes hugs on his terms.
• Weft did not write or dictate this page. It was written by a wholly impartial, unbiased judge who is not Weft.

[This is a fine example of what Weft is not.]

* "Bishy", short for "bishounen", is a term used mainly by Japanese animation/comic book fans and, in this context, generally means a pretty boy with long hair (although Weft's hair is short). Weft gets upset when called bishy. (He points out that he appears to be in his mid-to-late 30s, whereas most bishounen characters are either girlish teenagers or immortals who happen to look like girlish teenagers.)

The kitty doth protest too much, methinks -- Anonymous contributor